I guess since this is a new social media platform, I should right a proper about me so when this website has billions of users and I piss off all of the Kerris in the world who wanted this URL, at least they'll know I deserved it.
I'm Kerri, and the best way to describe myself is unapologetically awkward. I make a lot of terrible jokes (puns are my specialty), and I tend to take things a step or two over the line at times. I'm an avid believer in making the most of any given situation, so essentially, for me, this means that I like to add humor to almost everything I do.
I'm a resident of Orlando, and I work two pretty cool jobs on top of being a Psychology student at the University of Central Florida. I work at both Universal Studios (yes, I get into the park for free) (no, I won't get you in) and an Apple Store (yes, I get discounts on Apple products) (no, I'm not a Genius), though I highly prefer my job as a Specialist at Apple.
When I'm not working, I Netflix.
9 years ago
So I missed out on the chance to get a cheaper iPhone through begging you for a discount?! (On a serious note, Hi Kerri, and welcome!)
9 years ago
Well, considering we don't sell iPhone 5 anymore, ....not really. :P
(Also, wow, hi. Thanks for welcoming me. Your site is really well designed!)
9 years ago
Blasphemy. Is that what Apple forces you to say to sell more iPhone 6s? Blink twice if you need help (also gracias! I appreciate the kind words!)
9 years ago
We actually haven't sold the iPhone 5 since I started working there over a year ago. Even back then, we only sold the 4s, 5s, and 5c.
Awkwardly enough though, since our customer base is almost exclusively South American (with some Europeans and locals mixed in), we almost never get asked about anything but the "most newest."
But dude, if you ever need me to sell you an iPhone 6 in Portuguese, I gotchu.