@Plaidjacket

My name is Martha. Lover of craft beer, pop punk, and southern hospitality. Avid hater of emojis.

I accidentally fell off the face of the earth, but I'm back and ready to be your friend.

In my absence, I listed to Get Damaged by [Be Your Own Pet] about 900 times and wept over their breakup. In 2009. #partydown

9 years ago

I need to start [writing] again. I'm always embarrassed about my writing or think its sucks because I'm too critical of my self so I stopped. (:

Even though @emilye used to tell me I had to keep writing.... Yell at me if I don't turn in like 2 essays a week.

9 years ago

I just dove back into writing! I literally just write about stuff that happens to me every day. Most of it's garbage, but there are some bright spots. I feel better now that I'm writing again. Just go for it!

9 years ago

I really should.
I have a lot of opinions and a lot to say. I just know no one will ever read it or care. So really what's the point lol

9 years ago

Share things here! We might not care, but it's safe to say we'll read things.

9 years ago

I need to start [writing] again. I'm always embarrassed about my writing or think its sucks because I'm too critical of my self so I stopped. (:

Even though @emilye used to tell me I had to keep writing.... Yell at me if I don't turn in like 2 essays a week.

9 years ago

I just dove back into writing! I literally just write about stuff that happens to me every day. Most of it's garbage, but there are some bright spots. I feel better now that I'm writing again. Just go for it!

9 years ago
9 years ago

This is my mom's favorite song.

9 years ago

I don't really take selfies but here's one cause my eyeliner looks nice and you strangers don't know what I look like really. #butfirstlemmetakeaselfie

9 years ago

I adopted a new kitten today. He has humongous feet.
[Cats] r cool

9 years ago

Um there appears to be a safety issue and I'm going to need to confiscate that cat... for safety. Not for my own snuggling pleasure.

9 years ago

All the Sumerian fans are crying because [I See Stars] is releasing an unplugged album of old songs instead of a new post-hardcore album. I'm crying because goddamn this is beautiful. #canyougivememybreathback #murdermitten #phases

Also, I'm diggin' that so many folks are sharing music on here.

9 years ago

listening to coworkers gossip about dumb drama like WHY DIDN'T I BRING MY HEADPHONES TO WORK [bassnectar] [into the sun]

9 years ago

I haven't been active here in the past week or so because I've been in Cincinnati visiting my sister and her two new baby boys (don't worry, I won't spam you nice folks with babies you don't give a shit about), but this came out a few days ago and I just want to say that 1) Hayley Williams is a babe and 2) THIS SHOULD GET MASSIVE RADIO PLAY GUYZ [new found glory] [Hayley Williams] #viciouslove

9 years ago

I feel like the beta testers of Kladdr are all trying to make friends with @Lamoni so that, in the future, when this site becomes a hit (because let's face it, it probably will), we can all say that we were ACTUALLY friends with the "Tom" of Kladdr.
#kladdrroyalty #tomnevermessagedback #butlamonidoes

9 years ago

Like when you overhear someone saying "there's a cool new social media site called Kladdr" you can butt in like "oh my buddy Lamoni built that, isn't it great?" #hairflip

9 years ago

Girl at work tried to tell me I went over on my break time (I didn't cause I'm punctual af) and channeled my inner Cheryl. It was glorious. [Archer] #yourenotmysupervisor

9 years ago

Im secretly hoping this site gets huge, and as one of the Beta Testers, Ill be in the front of the line to become Kladdr famous!
#killtumblr #KLADDRFAMOUS [kladdr]

9 years ago

Basically, all the Beta Testers should come together and form like a royal court or something.

9 years ago

YES. Fuck Kladdr famous, I want to be #kladdrroyalty. We can get matching crowns.

9 years ago

The worst part of working the 6 AM shift isn't getting up early or feeling like you're going to fall asleep on your register. It's all the morning people shopping at 6 AM who assume that, because you're conscious, you're also a morning person, and you will enjoy their stupid jokes.
I don't enjoy them, morning people, I just work here.

9 years ago

WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING? LOL. "I will kill you"

9 years ago

Repeat x 10,000

9 years ago

The worst part of working the 6 AM shift isn't getting up early or feeling like you're going to fall asleep on your register. It's all the morning people shopping at 6 AM who assume that, because you're conscious, you're also a morning person, and you will enjoy their stupid jokes.
I don't enjoy them, morning people, I just work here.

9 years ago

All I've ever wanted are well-done covers.
[Karmin] #bbhmm

9 years ago