My name is Martha. Lover of craft beer, pop punk, and southern hospitality. Avid hater of emojis.
I accidentally fell off the face of the earth, but I'm back and ready to be your friend.
In my absence, I listed to Get Damaged by [Be Your Own Pet] about 900 times and wept over their breakup. In 2009. #partydown
I just dove back into writing! I literally just write about stuff that happens to me every day. Most of it's garbage, but there are some bright spots. I feel better now that I'm writing again. Just go for it!
I really should.
I have a lot of opinions and a lot to say. I just know no one will ever read it or care. So really what's the point lol
Share things here! We might not care, but it's safe to say we'll read things.
I just dove back into writing! I literally just write about stuff that happens to me every day. Most of it's garbage, but there are some bright spots. I feel better now that I'm writing again. Just go for it!
This is my mom's favorite song.
I don't really take selfies but here's one cause my eyeliner looks nice and you strangers don't know what I look like really. #butfirstlemmetakeaselfie
I adopted a new kitten today. He has humongous feet.
[Cats] r cool
Um there appears to be a safety issue and I'm going to need to confiscate that cat... for safety. Not for my own snuggling pleasure.
All the Sumerian fans are crying because [I See Stars] is releasing an unplugged album of old songs instead of a new post-hardcore album. I'm crying because goddamn this is beautiful. #canyougivememybreathback #murdermitten #phases
Also, I'm diggin' that so many folks are sharing music on here.
listening to coworkers gossip about dumb drama like WHY DIDN'T I BRING MY HEADPHONES TO WORK [bassnectar] [into the sun]
I haven't been active here in the past week or so because I've been in Cincinnati visiting my sister and her two new baby boys (don't worry, I won't spam you nice folks with babies you don't give a shit about), but this came out a few days ago and I just want to say that 1) Hayley Williams is a babe and 2) THIS SHOULD GET MASSIVE RADIO PLAY GUYZ [new found glory] [Hayley Williams] #viciouslove
I feel like the beta testers of Kladdr are all trying to make friends with @Lamoni so that, in the future, when this site becomes a hit (because let's face it, it probably will), we can all say that we were ACTUALLY friends with the "Tom" of Kladdr.
#kladdrroyalty #tomnevermessagedback #butlamonidoes
Like when you overhear someone saying "there's a cool new social media site called Kladdr" you can butt in like "oh my buddy Lamoni built that, isn't it great?" #hairflip
Girl at work tried to tell me I went over on my break time (I didn't cause I'm punctual af) and channeled my inner Cheryl. It was glorious. [Archer] #yourenotmysupervisor
Im secretly hoping this site gets huge, and as one of the Beta Testers, Ill be in the front of the line to become Kladdr famous!
#killtumblr #KLADDRFAMOUS [kladdr]
Basically, all the Beta Testers should come together and form like a royal court or something.
YES. Fuck Kladdr famous, I want to be #kladdrroyalty. We can get matching crowns.
The worst part of working the 6 AM shift isn't getting up early or feeling like you're going to fall asleep on your register. It's all the morning people shopping at 6 AM who assume that, because you're conscious, you're also a morning person, and you will enjoy their stupid jokes.
I don't enjoy them, morning people, I just work here.
Repeat x 10,000
The worst part of working the 6 AM shift isn't getting up early or feeling like you're going to fall asleep on your register. It's all the morning people shopping at 6 AM who assume that, because you're conscious, you're also a morning person, and you will enjoy their stupid jokes.
I don't enjoy them, morning people, I just work here.