@Plaidjacket

My name is Martha. Lover of craft beer, pop punk, and southern hospitality. Avid hater of emojis.

I accidentally fell off the face of the earth, but I'm back and ready to be your friend.

In my absence, I listed to Get Damaged by [Be Your Own Pet] about 900 times and wept over their breakup. In 2009. #partydown

9 years ago

I need to start [writing] again. I'm always embarrassed about my writing or think its sucks because I'm too critical of my self so I stopped. (:

Even though @emilye used to tell me I had to keep writing.... Yell at me if I don't turn in like 2 essays a week.

10 years ago

I just dove back into writing! I literally just write about stuff that happens to me every day. Most of it's garbage, but there are some bright spots. I feel better now that I'm writing again. Just go for it!

10 years ago

I really should.
I have a lot of opinions and a lot to say. I just know no one will ever read it or care. So really what's the point lol

10 years ago

Share things here! We might not care, but it's safe to say we'll read things.

10 years ago

I need to start [writing] again. I'm always embarrassed about my writing or think its sucks because I'm too critical of my self so I stopped. (:

Even though @emilye used to tell me I had to keep writing.... Yell at me if I don't turn in like 2 essays a week.

10 years ago

I just dove back into writing! I literally just write about stuff that happens to me every day. Most of it's garbage, but there are some bright spots. I feel better now that I'm writing again. Just go for it!

10 years ago
10 years ago

This is my mom's favorite song.

10 years ago

I don't really take selfies but here's one cause my eyeliner looks nice and you strangers don't know what I look like really. #butfirstlemmetakeaselfie

10 years ago

I adopted a new kitten today. He has humongous feet.
[Cats] r cool

10 years ago

Um there appears to be a safety issue and I'm going to need to confiscate that cat... for safety. Not for my own snuggling pleasure.

10 years ago

All the Sumerian fans are crying because [I See Stars] is releasing an unplugged album of old songs instead of a new post-hardcore album. I'm crying because goddamn this is beautiful. #canyougivememybreathback #murdermitten #phases

Also, I'm diggin' that so many folks are sharing music on here.

10 years ago

listening to coworkers gossip about dumb drama like WHY DIDN'T I BRING MY HEADPHONES TO WORK [bassnectar] [into the sun]

10 years ago

I haven't been active here in the past week or so because I've been in Cincinnati visiting my sister and her two new baby boys (don't worry, I won't spam you nice folks with babies you don't give a shit about), but this came out a few days ago and I just want to say that 1) Hayley Williams is a babe and 2) THIS SHOULD GET MASSIVE RADIO PLAY GUYZ [new found glory] [Hayley Williams] #viciouslove

10 years ago

I feel like the beta testers of Kladdr are all trying to make friends with @Lamoni so that, in the future, when this site becomes a hit (because let's face it, it probably will), we can all say that we were ACTUALLY friends with the "Tom" of Kladdr.
#kladdrroyalty #tomnevermessagedback #butlamonidoes

10 years ago

Like when you overhear someone saying "there's a cool new social media site called Kladdr" you can butt in like "oh my buddy Lamoni built that, isn't it great?" #hairflip

10 years ago

Girl at work tried to tell me I went over on my break time (I didn't cause I'm punctual af) and channeled my inner Cheryl. It was glorious. [Archer] #yourenotmysupervisor

10 years ago

Im secretly hoping this site gets huge, and as one of the Beta Testers, Ill be in the front of the line to become Kladdr famous!
#killtumblr #KLADDRFAMOUS [kladdr]

10 years ago

Basically, all the Beta Testers should come together and form like a royal court or something.

10 years ago

YES. Fuck Kladdr famous, I want to be #kladdrroyalty. We can get matching crowns.

10 years ago

The worst part of working the 6 AM shift isn't getting up early or feeling like you're going to fall asleep on your register. It's all the morning people shopping at 6 AM who assume that, because you're conscious, you're also a morning person, and you will enjoy their stupid jokes.
I don't enjoy them, morning people, I just work here.

10 years ago

WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING? LOL. "I will kill you"

10 years ago

Repeat x 10,000

10 years ago

The worst part of working the 6 AM shift isn't getting up early or feeling like you're going to fall asleep on your register. It's all the morning people shopping at 6 AM who assume that, because you're conscious, you're also a morning person, and you will enjoy their stupid jokes.
I don't enjoy them, morning people, I just work here.

10 years ago

All I've ever wanted are well-done covers.
[Karmin] #bbhmm

10 years ago