I guess since this is a new social media platform, I should right a proper about me so when this website has billions of users and I piss off all of the Kerris in the world who wanted this URL, at least they'll know I deserved it.

I'm Kerri, and the best way to describe myself is unapologetically awkward. I make a lot of terrible jokes (puns are my specialty), and I tend to take things a step or two over the line at times. I'm an avid believer in making the most of any given situation, so essentially, for me, this means that I like to add humor to almost everything I do.

I'm a resident of Orlando, and I work two pretty cool jobs on top of being a Psychology student at the University of Central Florida. I work at both Universal Studios (yes, I get into the park for free) (no, I won't get you in) and an Apple Store (yes, I get discounts on Apple products) (no, I'm not a Genius), though I highly prefer my job as a Specialist at Apple.

When I'm not working, I Netflix.

9 years ago

So I missed out on the chance to get a cheaper iPhone through begging you for a discount?! (On a serious note, Hi Kerri, and welcome!)

9 years ago

Well, considering we don't sell iPhone 5 anymore, ....not really. :P
(Also, wow, hi. Thanks for welcoming me. Your site is really well designed!)

9 years ago
 
@Lamoni
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Blasphemy. Is that what Apple forces you to say to sell more iPhone 6s? Blink twice if you need help (also gracias! I appreciate the kind words!)

9 years ago
icon @Kerri echoed
9 years ago