President of The Nation of procrasti-Nation
One of many closets I'm managing, most of it is in need of upgrading. Looks like a mess but I actually love the work.
About 3 more weeks and then I start my new job and can focus more on kladdr again. CAN I GET A #HALLELUJAH
What's the next step in your illustrious career dude? Knowing me you may have already told me but I don't know.
I am taking a break from the iOS app so I don't break this iMac into a million pieces
C'mon, let's just change all terminology and troubleshoot like that isn't infuriating. I have an IOS running virtually on my desktop and when I have to use it I go from Ghandi to Satan in 15 seconds flat.
Someone take me on a Qdoba date. I will pay you in high fives and a kiss on the cheek or something.
I'm happily married with kids almost your age but you are clearly a good looking woman. Great smile, just like my girls ;)
If you're a [Game of Thrones] fan, [tut] is pretty damn interesting. I haven't checked the historical legitimacy but I don't care, it's good stories. I'll check them sometime.
My boys know the struggle is real ;)
I see what you did there!! Although it too me a second.
I guess since this is a new social media platform, I should right a proper about me so when this website has billions of users and I piss off all of the Kerris in the world who wanted this URL, at least they'll know I deserved it.
I'm Kerri, and the best way to describe myself is unapologetically awkward. I make a lot of terrible jokes (puns are my specialty), and I tend to take things a step or two over the line at times. I'm an avid believer in making the most of any given situation, so essentially, for me, this means that I like to add humor to almost everything I do.
I'm a resident of Orlando, and I work two pretty cool jobs on top of being a Psychology student at the University of Central Florida. I work at both Universal Studios (yes, I get into the park for free) (no, I won't get you in) and an Apple Store (yes, I get discounts on Apple products) (no, I'm not a Genius), though I highly prefer my job as a Specialist at Apple.
When I'm not working, I Netflix.
My most pronounced feature is awkwardness Kerri! I also work full time and go to school full time and enjoy optimism. Let's avoid awkward eye contact and stuff!! Welcome to Kladdr, I look forward to getting to know you ;)
Some of Catholic friends told me he was cool but they didn't tell me he was cooler than me though!
Headrests for urinals is only the 3rd grossest thing I've seen all day
It looks like people actually use them and that's the fourth grossest thing of the day. Peeing in a trough in luxury is an oxymoron.
Either Im a horrible computer owner or Geek Squad at Best Buy sucks. Not only is half my number pad glued down from them fixing my D key (how is that even close). I now have a freezing/crashing computer. At any moment it stops working and restarts. I wonder what the record is for the amount of return services through a warranty. Good thing I have two computers. #annoyed
Bummer!!
If we're goin will "oldies" ;)
If I get more hyped I'll need my medicine ;)
If we're goin will "oldies" ;)
[New Found Glory] this was the song of 8th grade for me
I almost made an offering, but then I realized it was 20 years old. Damn those hands of time just carrying on while I sleep and work. NOFX, MxPx, Blink182, are nostalgic for me.
BOOM!!
[New Found Glory] this was the song of 8th grade for me
Let's just make this a chain of nostalgic music
I almost made an offering, but then I realized it was 20 years old. Damn those hands of time just carrying on while I sleep and work. NOFX, MxPx, Blink182, are nostalgic for me.
I just really like Kladdr!
#NewUserTip The easiest way to add a GIF is where you add a picture. GIF sharing is integrated there on the right hand side.
My daughters got me onto this smooth jam. [John Legend] is always good and I was impressed by #MeghanTrainor.