Happy born day to the reason we're all here - @Lamoni . Thanks for being relatively cool and moderately attractive. And thank you for being in my life. You're a stellar friend (see what I did there?).

I have never met anyone else quite like you and I'm glad you're who you are. Thanks for always standing up for what you believe in and keeping me so motivated all the time.

Basically what I'm trying to say is figure out this house situation and stop being so busy so I can come visit Ammo, because we both know I'm using you to get to your pup.